officiallybi:

molbitch:

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

fieldbears:

ocarines:

ocarines:

dad bod spiderman can’t drive

well MAYBE he can, but he’s a miserable parallel parker

god fucking damn it

filed under:
GOD

sashs:

e-seal:

sashs:

e-seal:

sashs:

e-seal:

sashs:

@e-seal lets start that future discourse!  flying cars are unethical as well as hoverboards! fuck the synthetic food pill industry!  holocloning feeds on young people’s insecurities about their appearances! 

wow big surprise you’re focusing on those lofty problems when the failed musk clones left after the explosions are literally biting peoples kneecaps off in downtown new new new jersey as we speak and the cops wont do anything about it since they’re technically jurisdiction of the bezos kingdom

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suuure call big picture problems of hypersolarindustrialism and revelocapitalist imperialism “lofty problems”. what do u think fuels the musk clones? the system. what do u think keeps the electroborders of the bezos kingdom blazing? the system. take a step back will u? fuckin futuretankie…

can someone translate this into galactic basic please

god youre dense as Lykmi²…

sorryim not familiar with that compound and icant find it on SPACE Google, what is Lykmi² ?

LYKMI² CYBERBALLS YEAH BABEY!!!!1!!

sixpenceee:

Gorgeous skull creations by Heather Demarest.

tenseii:

transwaluigi:

mistah bittenbinder… ive been thrown off my rhythm

he was taken to the secondary location

galaxyshoe:

kylostantrums:

peterssquill:

peter parker: holy sHIT YOU’RE—

bruce banner, sighing: yes, I’m the hu—

peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION

peter: YOUR PICTURE IS IN MY SCHOOL!!!

bruce: my WHAT

peter, calling ned: DUDE YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHO I’M TALKING TO RIGHT NOW

ned: idk is it Mr. Stark–

peter: DR. BRUCE BANNER

ned: HOLY SHIT

bruce: what. Is happening

skippercifer:

weirdness-is-good:

Casey Frey was in a commercial for Just Dance 2015…

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This is like that scene in every horror movie where they’re looking through old photographs and see the ghost/demon that’s been haunting them in the background.

demonshauntingcomputers:

fruitsgood:

demonshauntingcomputers:

fruitsgood:

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

You will never understand a warrior’s bond

schipperk:

Lady👩🏼💁🏼‍♀️Bunny🐰🐇 is an inbred👫pig🐖 in a wig💇🏼‍♀️. Can’t you see👀 her now🕛? With the big juicy💦red🔴apple🍎 in her mouth👅👄and Satan’s😈finger☝️up⬆️ her ass🍑?

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SHUT UPPPPP

thorgyorgy:

I lost my last two brains cells watching this

THEME